Blerd Briefs

Blerd Briefs: Sly’s Back (?), Common Switches Labels & Doughty Goes On Tour!

In “News You Never Expected to Receive”, how about this one? Sly & the Family Stone are releasing a new album! Well…sort of. I’m Back! Family and Friends is the title of the Sly & the Family Stone album being released on August 16th. It’s the first album released by Sly in nearly thirty years. The album consists of re-workings of Sly classics like “Everyday People” and “Stand!”, as well as three new songs. If you can only come up […]

Blerd Briefs: A De La/Roots Collabo? Doughty Goes Underground, Van Hunt is Back & Who Shot ‘Pac?

As I was trolling Twitter last night, I think I saw ?uestlove make an offer to De La Soul’s Posdnous…the offer to produce De La Soul’s next album. A De La/Roots collaboration? I’m surprised the whole internet didn’t get sprayed by the jizz that flew out of me when I thought of the possibility of something as momentous actually happening. What do you think the chances are of it really coming to fruition? On to other news: Mike Doughty has […]

Blerd Briefs: “Idol”, Lenny & Beyonce

Those of you who follow GG’s “American Idol” wrap-ups every week on this site are probably also aware that he posts a results day blog on sonicclash.com. As I’m sure many of you know by now, teenager Scotty McCreery won the competition. As someone who didn’t watch a single episode of the show this year (GG’s posts were entertaining enough for me), I’m wondering if Scotty has what it takes to become a superstar in the vein of a Carrie Underwood or Kelly […]

Blerd Briefs: Kanye, NKOTB & “Glee”

Y’all know how much I love Kanye West, but I fear he might be burning the candle at both ends and trying to put out too much product at once. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy has barely been out for two months, and there’s the Watch the Throne project with Jay-Z coming out. Now, reports are saying that Kanye’s got yet another album almost in the can that he plans to have out in the summer? Maybe it’s just because […]

Blerd Briefs: MJ, “Glee” & The Globes & Aretha

Some guy named Jason Malachi apparently posted on his Facebook page that he sang the vocals on four tracks on Michael Jackson’s recently released Michael album.  Shortly after that status update was posted, Malachi turned around and said that he was “the victim of internet fraud” and that someone posted a fake page in his name and then made those comments. I don’t know,  folks. I still have a weird taste in my mouth regarding Michael’s vocals on several songs-especially […]

Blerd (Court) Briefs: MJ and Biggie

It’s been almost fourteen years since The Notorious B.I.G. was gunned down in Los Angeles, and no arrests have been made in his murder. However, that might change soon. An anonymous source divulged to CNN that the investigation had been “reinvigorated”, and I’m curious to know what the new leads are. There have been several excellent books and films that have attempted to dissect what went on that night, and it would certainly be news to the ears of Biggie’s […]

Blerd Briefs 1/4/11: R.E.M., Lil Kim & Lady GaGa

In the news today: Gaga’s new album, the Nicki/Kim beef, and songs from R.E.M.’s upcoming album.

Blerd Briefs: Ja Rule, The Time & Bob Marley

Ja Rule was recently sentenced to two years in prison following a conviction on weapons charges. He cut a deal with prosecutors-he would have received a four-year bid had he not plead down. “Minor setback for a major comeback” is what Ja tweeted after his sentence hit the news. Following the sentencing, Ja engaged his former rival 50 Cent in a war of words. It’s the most press Ja Rule has gotten in ages, and if he has a “major […]

Blerd Briefs: Portishead Returning in 2011 with New Album, Festival Dates

British trio Portishead has confirmed that they are about to start recording their fourth album, in addition to scheduling several festival dates in 2011.

Blerd Briefs: Hammer vs. Jay-Z, R. Kelly vs. Jay-Z…and Taylor Swift

Is it me, or has Shawn Carter become hip-hop’s #1 whipping boy? I guess that’s par for the course when you’re on top of the game, but bitterness seems to surround this cat like no other rap artist before or since. The latest person to step to Jay-Z with beef is…Hammer. No, that is not a typo. 48 year old Stanley Kirk Burrell, the genie-pants dancing, KFC shilling rapper who dropped the “MC” from his name back in the early […]

Blerd Briefs: Katy’s Cleavage, Lyfe’s Sentence, & Hope Springs Eternal for R.E.M.

A clip of Katy Perry performing a kid-friendly version of “Hot ‘N Cold” on an upcoming episode of “Sesame Street” has been making the rounds on the internet for a couple days now. However, it now looks like PBS will not be airing the clip. Apparently, a sea of public television watching parents has protested on the grounds of Perry’s ample cleavage being prominent in the clip. While I question the thought process behind having Perry on a show aimed […]

Blerd Briefs: ‘Tasia, “Idol” and Dr. Laura

Well, not so brief this time… Has Fantasia had a busy week or what? The Season 3 “American Idol” champ has got a man in her life. Unfortunately-that man is still married and Fantasia is being cited in the divorce proceedings as a contributing factor in the dissolution of that marriage. The spurned wife also says that Fantasia and her new boyfriend have made sex tapes (to which I say “gross”). A day after this information was made public, ‘Tasia […]