The internet is abuzz with rumors that rapper/singer Nicki Minaj will be headed to the judges’ chair on the popular singing competition “American Idol.” It’s unclear if contracts have been signed, and no official announcement has been made. This comes just a few weeks after Mariah Carey was appointed as an “Idol” judge, so the potential pairing of Nicki and Mariah with Randy (maybe?) got some tongues wagging at Popblerd HQ.
Michael Parr: So what the brass at American Idol is saying is that they are sick of Male Singer/Songwriter-types winning the show, eh?
Big Money: Makes sense. I mean, from strictly a business standpoint, who have the most successful Idols been? Clarkson, Underwood, Hudson, Fantasia…and Daughtry.
4 of those 5 aren’t guys.
GG: I’m fine with Mariah. She’s a legend. Here today gone tomorrow Nicki? Pass. Diddy would’ve been good. He would’ve just had everyone walk to get him cheesecake.
Stephen: Nah, man. Diddy is into Cambodian breast milk now. But yeah, after a storied list of music veterans, picking a new talent with two albums know for her bipolar stage persona seems a bit… baffling. Maybe this is just some brilliant market synergy.
Dennis: Between Minaj news and the news that Roger Clemens is getting back on a mound, I’m going to be busy storing up canned goods and bottled water ahead of the coming apocalypse.
Big Money: Seriously, though: the addition of Mariah and Nicki makes the show more humorous. I don’t know if it makes the show more watchable.
Drew: Can we just rename the show Cleavage Wars and get it over with?
Seriously, and this comes from a guy who has zero hate for Nicki, I don’t understand how she is qualified to do this. Are any aspiring singers out there thinking, “man, if only I could harness the vocal acrobatics and raw ability of a Nicki Minaj, I’d have this in the bag”? She’s a rapper who happens to sing sometimes. She’s basically Nelly.
Big Money: Well, Nicki Minaj is as much of a vocal powerhouse as Paula Abdul or Jennifer Lopez is!
Drew: True story. Perhaps more so, even.
GG: Here’s another question with Minaj – do they (Idol) allow rhyme spitters now? X-Factor allowed a kid to join the competition as a rapper and he was quite fun to watch.
Big Money: Yeah, a few people have wondered that. Does that take away Middle America as far as viewing audience goes? (note: TMZ mentioned this morning that the signing of Minaj was not a fait accompli…Idol producers are worried that having three black judges would take away a sizable portion of their audience.)
Drew: I kind of feel like if it’s a strictly vocal competition, it makes sense to exclude rappers, but if the idea is to put together a superstar package, it should be a no-brainer to allow them to compete. I mean, The Voice had a rapper last season, and it’s called The damn Voice.
Parr: I can’t lie, my wife and I have watched every season of that damn show. Every year we say the same things: “I don’t know why we watch this shit,” and the ever popular “we definitely won’t watch it next year.” When they announced J.Lo and Steven Tyler, we again said “we’re done.” Yet they proved to be more entertaining (at least initially) than we’d thought.
This, however, may be it. I love each of them separately, but together that is way too much crazy sitting at one table. That is a shit storm waiting to happen, the producers know this, and know everyone will watch to see who out-crazys who.
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10 comments
John says:
Aug 21, 2012
Completely torn on this one. I think Nicki has a little more talent behind the scenes than folks give her credit for, but she’s only on album number two. If JLo had cred because she’s the whole package, then by all means let Nicki up in that piece. Besides, The X Factor has Demi “Not Legal Yet” Lovado as a judge. Nicki’s practically an elder statesman next to her. That is, until Nick Jonas gets recruited for the third chair.
blerd says:
Aug 21, 2012
Yeah, they’re definitely trying to skew younger/more ethnic. We’ll see how that works out.
Mike S. says:
Aug 21, 2012
I’m totally on board, actually. I’m with John in that I think she’s more talented than she gets credit for, and I’m kinda hoping that she’s as abrasive and outspoken in the judge’s chair as she is in her music. If execs were looking for a current pop-radio presence on the show, I think she’s more interesting than at least 90% of whoever else they might have considered.
blerd says:
Aug 21, 2012
I don’t think she’s untalented. I just wonder if the producers were going for personality/craziness over anything else. I think Mariah vs. Nicki has the potential to turn into a trainwreck of the highest order. Or…they could surprise us all.
GG says:
Aug 21, 2012
Diddy! Or Timberlake! Or Mayer! I’m not a Jonas, brother, I’m a grown up.
Angela says:
Aug 21, 2012
Ha, speaking as one of those “middle Americans”, I honestly don’t know how this choice will go over here. I don’t think it’ll turn everyone off, but I do agree some will be like, “Huh???”
I don’t know a lot about Nicki, but from what I do know, I’m not really sure how this’ll work. For one thing, there needs to be some good chemistry between the judges-that was what made Randy, Paula, and Simon such a great team for so many years. I fear that there’ll be some one-upping between Mariah and Nicki a la Paula and Kara a few years ago, and I really don’t want to deal with that.
Plus, I’ve always thought one of the big problems with the judges was that they didn’t seem to have a very wide knowledge of music. They either knew a lot of the oldies but weren’t as up on the newer songs, or they only knew certain genres better than others (Simon wasn’t a fan of country, after all), and all that sort of thing. Randy’s probably about the most knowledgable, but even then he can’t carry that knowledge alone. And I don’t know how much of a music expert Mariah or Nicki are, which could pose some issues.
I’m in the same boat as Parr (except I missed the first season, save for the finale). The show’s been waning in its excitement and talent in recent years, and the changes don’t seem to help a lot, so I don’t know how much longer I’ll be showing interest in this show. But I will catch the new season at the start at least to see how this plays out. If it works, I’ll keep watching. If not, well…
Blah, blah, tl;dr, I know. I’ll shut up now.
blerd says:
Aug 21, 2012
The change in judges (especially if they add Kanye) may compel me to watch, for at least the first couple of episodes. But I won’t be watching for the talent. I’ll be watching to see how combustible the judges wind up being.
GG says:
Aug 21, 2012
Selfishly since I write the show recap for this website, Kanye’s one-liners would bring me much joy.
blerd says:
Aug 21, 2012
Oh my God–can you imagine?
sackgrinder says:
Aug 23, 2012
Keanu has a better english accent. That freaky ass on her is clear proof of our government s chemical weapons testing on Trinidad and Tobago.