2014 was a weird year for a lot of reasons. Musically, things continued as they were in 2013. Streaming music continued to cut into record sales, black artists continued to get pushed aside in favor of white artists who sounded like black artists (Iggy Azalea, Sam Smith, Ariana Grande), and music itself continued to splinter. The days of one unified pop phenomenon seemed way behind us–at least until Taylor Swift arrived towards year’s end. And even with the success of 1989, Taylor doesn’t seem to have the “appeals-to-everyone-and-their-mother” factor that artists ranging from Michael Jackson to Adele seemed to possess.

This is not to say that 2014 was a BAD year for music. Even though there were very few great albums, there were a hell of a lot of good ones, and most of them came from unexpected places. Veterans regained their mojo, newcomers emerged from nowhere, and the good music came from a variety of different genres and geographical regions.

Instead of doing the boring thing and creating a list of the best music of the year, I decided to create an imaginary award honoring the artists, songs and albums that helped make 2014 such a memorable year. If I was more invested in this imaginary award, I would’ve Photoshopped some sort of trophy. It ain’t that serious, though. So a Blerdy (or a reverse Blerdy, for the handful of WTF moments that occurred this year) can be anything you want it to be. It can be a replica of a boombox or an iPod, it can be a cookie if you want it to be. The imagination is a wonderful thing.

Anyway-read on for the artists, songs and albums I think defined the past 12 months.

BEST ALBUM BY AN ARTIST I’D PROMISED TO NEVER BUY ANOTHER RECORD BY

Prince‘s surprisingly solid Art Official Age : When Prince’s new relationship with Warner Brothers reaches the inevitable messy end, at least we’ll be able to say we got one good album out of it.

Runners-up: Kelis‘s Food : A more organic soul sound works for the “Milkshake” singer. And TV On The Radio‘s Seeds.

BEST ALBUM BY AN ARTIST WHO IS NO LONGER LIVING

Michael Jackson‘s Xscape. The “contemporized” songs were inoffensive, and the original songs were as good as anything from, say, Invincible.

BEST ALBUM THAT EVERYONE SAID WAS CRAP DESPITE NOT BOTHERING TO LISTEN TO IT

U2‘s Songs of Innocence: Since when did people complain about free music? If you stopped to take a listen, you’d realize that while it’s not The Joshua Tree or Achtung Baby, Songs of Innocence is a solid second-tier U2 album. Way better than any rock band has a right to be three and a half decades into their career. Although, Rolling Stone must’ve been smoking that space crack when they voted it 2014’s #1 album.

R&B ALBUM OF THE YEAR

Luke JamesLuke JamesKeep an eye out for this newcomer.

Runners-up: Jennifer Hudson‘s J-Hud & Toni Braxton & Babyface‘s Love, Marriage & Divorce. It’s 1982 all over again. It’s also 1992 all over again.

SPACE-SOUL ALBUM OF THE YEAR FROM SPACE, SPACE EDITION (AKA THE BITCHES BREW AWARD):

Flying Lotus‘s You’re Dead: I can’t explain why I like You’re Dead so much. I can say that it might be my favorite album of the year. Each listen uncovers something new.

Runners-Up: Jesse Boykins III‘s Love Apparatus & Taylor McFerrin‘s Early Riser

ROCK ALBUM OF THE YEAR:

Spoon‘s They Want My Soul: They’re boring as hell live, but they make consistently fantastic records.

SAD SINGER SONGWRITER ALBUM OF THE YEAR:

Ryan AdamsRyan Adams: I hesitate to give Ryan Adams the “sad” designation this time around. His latest has more in common with chunky ’80s rock in the vein of Tom Petty. Matter of fact, it’s better than any album in Petty’s catalog.

Runners-up: Ray LaMontagne‘s Supernova & David Gray‘s Mutineers

BLUE-EYED SOUL SINGER/SONGWRITER ALBUM OF THE YEAR

Paolo Nutini‘s Caustic Love

BEST RE-ISSUE OF AN ALBUM (OR ALBUMS) I DIDN’T KNOW EXISTED

Ned Doheny‘s Separate Oceans : Wax Poetics turned me on to this singer/songwriter. Definite Boz Scaggs Silk Degrees vibes on this one. Numero Group does it again.

BEST RE-ISSUE OF AN ALBUM I’VE LISTENED TO 1,000,000 TIMES

Public Enemy‘s It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back (and more relevant than ever. Sigh…)

THE “NO, BEYONCE. THIS IS WHAT FEMINISM IS” AWARD

Meshell Ndegeocello‘s Comet, Come To Me

Runner-up: Sinead O’ Connor‘s I’m Not Bossy, I’m The Boss

These ladies have been writing, producing, playing and releasing great albums for a combined 50 years. Bless them.

MAINSTREAM POP ALBUM OF THE YEAR

Pharrell WilliamsGirl: More listenable than anything he’d previously put out as an artist, with surprisingly few guest appearances.

Runner-up: Ed Sheeran‘s x. Pharrell wins either way!

SPACE- POP ALBUM OF THE YEAR FROM SPACE

Kimbra‘s The Golden Echo: Gotye who? Kimbra’s second U.S. release should have been as big a hit as, say, Katy Perry’s. Better sense of song craft, and her weirdness is nowhere near as affected.

Runner-up: Liam Finn‘s The Nihilist. Neil Finn released an album this year as well, but the son wins the big turkey leg at the musical dinner table this year.

NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR:

Harts: This cat is FUNKY.

Runners-up: MNEK, Luke James

PSEUDO YACHT ROCK/SOUL ALBUM OF THE YEAR:

Mama’s Gun‘s Cheap Hotel

Runner-up: Dirty LoopsLoopified. One sounds like the great lost Average White Band album, one sounds like the great lost Robbie Nevil album. They’re both great.

SINGLE OF THE YEAR

Kendrick Lamar‘s “I”

Runners-up: Sia‘s “Chandelier” , Justin Timberlake‘s “Not A Bad Thing”

COVER OF THE YEAR:

JoJo‘s “Glory”: Jaw-dropping vocals from the former teen-pop singer. Now that the label troubles that have held her up for a decade are behind her, let’s hope for a slammin’ full-length album.

Runners-up: JoJo‘s version of Phil Collins’ “Take Me Home” & Me’shell Ndegeocello‘s space-jazz take on Whodini’s “Friends”

GUILTY PLEASURE SINGLE OF THE YEAR:

Charli XCX‘s “Boom Clap”

Runner-up: “Bang Bang” by Every Female Pop Singer In The Universe & Nicki Minaj

THE OK I FUCKING GIVE IN AWARD:

Taylor Swift‘s “Blank Space” (and the 1989 album isn’t half bad)

HIP-HOP ALBUM OF THE YEAR:

Big K.R.I.T.‘s Cadillactica: If OutKast is dead and gone, this guy’ll do just fine carrying the torch for the South.

Runners-up: Run The Jewels 2 and Talib Kweli‘s Gravitas.

MUSIC-RELATED BOOK OF THE YEAR:

Brian Coleman‘s Check The Technique 2: An unquestionable “must-have” for hip-hop fans.

THE “WHY DO I STILL BUY YOUR RECORDS WHEN THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME?” AWARD

Foo FightersSonic Highways: …and Dave Grohl is becoming mighty insufferable of late.

Runner-Up: Weezer‘s Everything Will Be Alright In The End

THE “I’M GOING TO PROFIT BY SELLING MY PEOPLE OUT” AWARD

T.I.: I can’t enjoy anything Iggy Azalea appears on with a clear conscience. I can’t be certain that T.I. actually has a conscience.

HYPE OF THE YEAR

Sam Smith: Frank Ocean plus Adele, minus personality, redeemed slightly by the work he did on Mary J. Blige’s fairly decent London Sessions LP.

Runner-up: Beyonce. A “feminist icon” who can’t write or produce a song without assistance from male collaborators? We need to do better, people.

COMEBACK OF THE YEAR:

Andre Cymone released The Stone, his first new album in TWENTY-NINE years, switched from synth-punk-funk to straight ahead rock ‘n roll, and didn’t miss a beat.

ALBUM OF 2014 THAT I WAS MOST DISAPPOINTED BY:

The Roots …and Then You Shoot Your Cousin: undun was a self-consciously difficult album, and “Cousin” doubles that difficulty. The Roots are starting to turn into Questlove’s art project, and I’m not sure I like it.

Runner-up: Beck‘s Morning Phase: Beck’s latest album grew off me very quickly. Sea Change was a classic. Morning Phase is a faded Xerox copy. Also, Neneh Cherry‘s underwheming comeback album, Blank Project.

THE DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK WAS ON YOUR MIND? AWARD:

Robin Thicke‘s Paula. No question. There isn’t enough cocaine or vicodin in the world that could’ve made Robin Thicke think that a hastily recorded album of half-baked songs was going to win his wife back or move units.

THE “I LOVE THE INTERNET” AWARD:

De La Soul releasing their entire catalog for free over a weekend.

THE “I HATE THE INTERNET” AWARD:

Just about everything else.

REASONS TO BE HOPEFUL IN 2015:

New albums by: Kendrick Lamar, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, Q-Tip (maybe), De La Soul (maybe), John Mayer, Adele, Frank Ocean, Ne-Yo, Vampire Weekend (maybe),Chaka Khan (maybe), Stevie Wonder (maybe),  Joey Bada$$