Some childhood crushes never fade… That said, I don’t think I had a thing for Lisa Bonet until I was 10 or 11 and her bad-girl streak rared it’s ugly head. There was the nude Rolling Stone cover (which probably made Bill Cosby swallow his cigar) and then there was her scandalous sex scene in “Angel Heart” (which I’ve still never seen in full because I had to leave the room when we rented the movie and it came on). […]
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The 5ive at Five: Women Who Make Me Wish I Was Straight (a Little…) (#2)
Since we’re in the home stretch of this week’s 5ive, it should be obvious that there are certain qualities I find incredibly attractive (and not just in the female species). Most important to me? A good sense of humor, the ability to be self-deprecating, and intelligence. Of course, it doesn’t hurt if you’re cute and have a nice pair of boobies. Well, OK. That last one I only find incredibly attractive in the female species. This leads me to the […]
The 5ive at 5: Women Who Make Me Wish I Was Straight (A Little) (#3)
Sofia Vergara is…in a word, perfecto. Easy to look at, intelligent, sexy AND self-assured, able to poke fun at herself, and just a teensy-weensy bit crazy? Love it. Plus, she has the jugs of life. If I was hetero, I’d definitely be a breast man. She could feed a family of 12 on those bad boys. While each individual member of the “Modern Family” cast holds their own as far as acting goes and adaptability to their roles, I think […]
The 5ive at 5: Women Who Make Me Wish I Was Straight…A Little (#4)
Most of you might think of Norah Jones and fall asleep instantaneously. After all, if all you know of her is from her debut album, “Come Away With Me”-you know, the album that sold eleventy billion copies and won 48 Grammy Awards a few years ago, then your impression is that she’s like a female Harry Connick or Michael Buble. However, the lady some people still call Snorah Jones is a lot more multi-layered than that. She’s recorded with everyone […]
The 5ive at 5: 5 Women Who Make Me Wish I Was Straight (a Little)…(#5)
You gay dudes know the deal. Or maybe you don’t. You see a woman on the street, or in a bar…she’s incredibly attractive, has a great attitude, funny as all hell. Unfortunately, because of whatever cruel trick nature has played on you, you just don’t have the urge to have sex with her, so all you can do is enjoy her company and say to yourself “man, if I was straight…”. No? That’s just me? Anyhow, I don’t think all […]