I’m sure that Alicia Keys is trying to spread some sort of empowerment message through her new “Girl On Fire” video. However, I’m not a girl. So I guess that’s okay?

Also…what’s the point of naming a song “Girl On Fire” if there’s gonna be no pyro in it at all? Beavis and Butt-head would not be amused.

There’s some sort of ’50s era pastiche going on here-and once again, it leaves me kind of confused. Good thing I like the song (especially in the version not assisted by Nicki Minaj.) The album Girl on Fire comes out November 27th (the week after Thanksgiving.)