Posts tagged "Sofia Vergara"

The 5ive at 5: Women Who Make Me Wish I Was Straight (A Little) (#3)

Sofia Vergara is…in a word, perfecto. Easy to look at, intelligent,  sexy AND self-assured, able to poke fun at herself, and just a teensy-weensy bit crazy? Love it. Plus, she has the jugs of life. If I was hetero, I’d definitely be a breast man. She could feed a family of 12 on those bad boys. While each individual member of the “Modern Family” cast holds their own as far as acting goes and adaptability to their roles, I think […]

The “Modern Family” Controversy: Can’t a Kiss Just Be a Kiss? (Or Not?)

Those of you that have not been watching ABC’s “Modern Family” over the past year-you are missing not only the best new sitcom of the year (fuck “Glee”), but the best sitcom currently on network television. It’s an ensemble in the truest sense of the word-every single main character on that show shines. To me, it’s particularly remarkable because Ed O’ Neill, as family patriarch Jay Pritchett, does something many TV actors are not capable of. He makes you forget […]