Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

At 8PM Eastern, we will be bringing you our latest award show live blog, covering the American Music Awards. This year’s show promises to be…phenomenally boring, so there’s a very good chance that our live blog will be more exciting than the show itself! Performances are expected from Justin Bieber (snore…), Katy Perry (sssnnnooorre…), LMFAO (SNNNNNORRRRRRRRRRRRRE) and David Guetta (catatonic). The event is sure to bring you a slew of WTF moments, punctuated by random appearances by artists you haven’t heard from in forever, excruciatingly bad live vocals, massively poorly lip-synched vocals, and (probably) lots of victories from Adele, who will not be attending the show because she’s resting her vocal chords.

Make sure you join us at 8 and take part in the conversation!