Never have I wanted to see a movie so bad. In the flurry of entertainment news in the past few days (Arnold Schwarzenegger back in Hollywood! The new Lady Gaga single! X-Men: First Class trailer premiere!), the one that stood out the most for me was the Howlin’ For You trailer. But, wait! It’s set to The Black Keys song of the same name and…is that The Black Keys in the trailer?
Is it a trailer? Is it a music video? Who cares! It’s awesome. While I do still miss Frank the Funkasaurus Rex, I will never say a bad word about a new Black Keys video.
It’s your typical B-Movie revenge plot in the vein of Desperado and “stars” “Battlestar Galactica’s” Tricia Helfer who plays a sexy assassin named Alexa Wolff. Also along for the ride are Corbin Bernsen (“L.A. Law”: Thought I was gonna say Major League, didn’tcha?), Sean Patrick Flannery, and for all you Twi-hards out there, Christian “Angela” Serratos (There’s not really any Twi-Hards reading this, are there? I don’t know why I mentioned her…). Oh, and if you thought Cheech Marin was the bomb in Machete then you obviously haven’t seen “Sir” Todd Bridges talking about choking a chupacabra with his bare hands for not saying grace.
I don’t know about you but I will definitely be praying to “Sir” Todd Bridges that this one goes the route of Machete and makes its way onto some sort of screen soon.